Look out everyone, or the most ineffective, bloated, useless, spineless, red-tape-riddled bureaucracy in the history of the world will, with the stroke of a few pens and without any ratification by Congress, create a one-world government! Booga-booga!
Seriously, their ability to simultaneously believe that the UN is useless kabuki theater and that it's about to take over the entire world - and only John Bolton's mustache is standing in the way - is a wondrous thing to behold.
