"Screw You, We're From Texas" - Ray Wylie Hubbard*
Someone with a stronger stomach than mine is going to have to listen to the presidential announcement speech by the idiot governor of Texas.
Any of you who are so bold should make a report. I actually do think he will be the nominee, but I think such predictions probably unwise until we actually see him in action. Obama should have some fun with an opponent who believes Social Security, Medicare, and Medicaid are unconstitutional and wants to repeal the direct election of senators, among other things.
What do y'all think?
*I am unfairly giving this song the "Born in the USA" treatment. Ray Wylie Hubbard is not striking a blow for mindless Texan chauvinism, but rather for the virtues of Texas music versus the crap that comes out of Nashville. As he notes in the song, Texas "corporations are corrupt, and our politicians are swindlers and loco." That sounds like a pretty good description of Perry.
