I'm already tired of Boehner's over emo bullshit.
The last one, on 60 Minutes when he broke down talking about how he just couldn't go to visit schools anymore because. . .which is where he breaks down like a half drunk shithead who just halfways realizes how bad he's fucked things up and starts to sob.
He can't go to visit schools anymore because they are a slap in the face of how bad his party and their policies have fucked things up. "No Child Left Behind" was not about children at all. It was about Barabara Bush selling textbooks and Neil (I didn't know she was a hooker she just came to the hotel and gave me a blowjob) Bush's "school management consutant" gig. A cursory search on Google will give you all that information.
Here's my choice for the new speaker's theme.