You are the gift that keeps on giving, the wind beneath my wings.
Here is video* of married, pro-abstinence only, "family values" Republican Congressman Mark Souder discussing the merits of abstinence only education in a faux interview with the staffer with whom he was making the beast with two backs -- although somehow the money shot got left on the cutting room floor. Alas, Mr. Souder is not your typical Republican and he is actually resigning unlike say Ensign, Vitter, Sanford, Gibbons, etc.
Enjoy.
And thanks to TPM for this fine, fine work.
* LITBRIT ADDS: the YouTube clip at TPM has, inexplicably, been "removed by user", but fear not, another was uploaded, and here it is: