Objective Facts About Liberals And Conservatives*

When George Bush was president, liberals said the word "fuck."

Now, conservatives threaten to kill Barack Obama.

When George Bush was president, liberals said they hated him.

Now, conservatives threaten to kill Barack Obama - a 400% increase in threats against Obama compared to those against George Bush.

When George Bush was president, liberals photoshopped his face onto a chimpanzee.

Now, conservatives threaten to kill Barack Obama.

Now, conservatives take guns to meetings with Barack Obama and other politicians.

Now, conservatives talk about armed revolution.

Now, conservatives in uniform band together to conspire over the circumstances in which they would disobey their orders.

Now, conservative GOP politicians visit illegitimate governments and pledge their support to unelected dictators against the stated policy of the USA.  (Never mind, they've always done that.)

When George Bush was president, liberals were angry and let it show in their words and in organizing to defeat Republicans in special and regular elections all across the country.

Now, conservatives from the grassroots, to lunatics on TV to their top elected officials foment rebellion, spread fringe conspiracy rumors, stoke racist fires and, it must be said again and again,

threaten to assassinate the president of the United States of America and members of his administration

to the point that the Secret Service is entirely swamped, unable to deal with the avalanche of violence directed toward the legitimate government of America.

God damn all of them.

*I know that 'conservative' is a neutral word that doesn't necessarily imply that any person who is 'conservative' is a deranged, right-wing killer.  But that's the word they want for themselves, and there's precious few self-identified conservatives out there disputing the idea.