"I Never Said I was Deep" - Jarvis Cocker
I was going to try to find a suitable Saturday Night Song of Oppression as per bigbadwolf's suggestion, but I kept thinking about this one. I heard it the other day -- and it intermingled in my mind with the right wing meme that the Holocaust Museum shooter was somehow a "multicultural leftist" or the equivalent of a "Lesbian Studies" major. And all I could think of was the man to whom we all owe a debt of gratitude for this audacity of bullshit, Jonah Goldberg. The chorus in this song seems like it was written for the Doughy Pantload himself:
I never said I was deep, but I am profoundly shallow
My lack of knowledge is vast, and my horizons are narrow
I never said I was big, I never said that I was clever
And if you're waiting to find what's going on in my mind, you could be waiting forever
Forever and ever
Tomorrow I shall try and write about card check or something serious. Tonight, I'll just laugh at the fatuous assholes at NRO an their fellow travelers.