Language is the first downy growth on the upper lip of a Mediterranean girl

Via comments on different Reddit threads, a delightful and hilarious double bill on language - if you're into that kind of thing. (I am.)

This video, mocking the "meaningless, guttural sounds" of the Danish language, is (the YouTube description says) from a Norwegian TV show called Uti Vår Hage:

This video, meanwhile, is from a somewhat ancient A Bit of Fry and Laurie episode - recall that bygone fixture on the evening program? The visual quality is admittedly shopworn, but the words still string together like a caravanserai of radioactive fava beans on the prowl: