Well, as ever, leave it to the Brits. Nobody else writes with such deadpan humor. I still have tears running down my face from reading this. Give this woman a Pulitzer (or whatever it is Brits give to newspaper people who write good stuff):
What if the doomsayers are right ... what if society, as we know it, really is about to collapse? Do you have what it takes to make it in a world without electricity and running water? Tanya Gold offers an essential survival guide.
(H/T to Bill in Balto)