The latest rightwing email follows. . .
HUSSEIN'S VISIT TO AFGHANISTAN
As you know I am not a very political person.
Promising start, no? He's not political, but he titles his email "Hussein's visit to Afghanistan." Because your average not-political-at-all American always refers to Barack Obama as "Hussein." The rest follows.
I just wanted to pass along that Senator Obama came to Bagram Afghanistan for about an hour on his visit to 'The War Zone'. I wanted to share with you what happened. He got off the plane and got into a bullet proof vehicle, got to the area to meet with the Major General (2 Star) who is the commander here at Bagram. As the Soldiers where lined up to shake his hand he blew them off and didn't say a word as he went into the conference room to meet the General. As he finished, the vehicles took him to the ClamShell (pretty much a big top tent that military personnel can play basketball or work out in with weights) so he could take his publicity pictures playing basketball. He again shunned the opportunity to talk to Soldiers to thank them for their service. So really he was just here to make a showing for the American's back home that he is their candidate for President. I think that if you are going to make an effort to come all the way over here you would thank those that are providing the freedom that they are providing for you. I swear we got more thanks from the NBA Basketball Players or the Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders than from one of the Senators, who wants to be the President of the United States. I just don't understand how anyone would want him to be our Commander-and-Chief. It was almost that he was scared to be around those that provide the freedom for him and our great country.
If this is blunt and to the point I am sorry but I wanted you all to know what kind of caliber of person he really is. What you see in the news is all fake.
CPT Jeffrey S. Porter
(married and father of 6 children)
Huge Freaking Asshole
Ok, he didn't put in that last line, it was just implied throughout the entire email. Especially since he made the entire thing up.
That's right. One of America's Heroes, someone who just might (before this happened, at least) consider coming back from his tour in Afghanistan to start a successful political career, one in which the only qualification needed, apparently, is to wear a military uniform for a while.
Captain Porter is now asking people to take down the original email. Not a chance, dumbass. Maybe you can use this whole thing as an object lesson to your six children on why we shouldn't lie, even if you are just another Republican dummy who thinks ethics and morals are for other people.