So we all know that Barack Obama, bi-racial child from a broken family, raised in large part in a single parent household in modest circumstances, and a former community organizer, is nevertheless an elitist prick, the kind of guy who sidles up to you at the cotillion and says "mind if we dance wif yo dates."
St. John McCain, on the other hand, like all Republicans, is a salt o' the earth motherfu#*er, a true man of the people, a guy who knows his way around the salad bar at Appleby's. I was shocked then to learn that McCain and his wife failed to pay property taxes on one of their seven properties -- this one located in the modest seaside village of La Jolla, California. But as Newsweek helpfully explains "when your rich, it's hard to keep track of the bills." (Above the online article is a photo gallery of St. John titled -- I am not making this up -- "A Maverick's Path.")
Oh, and he can't remember the last time he pumped gas either. But the last time he did, I am sure it was like a reguIar guy would. Obama, on the other hand, makes your date fill up his hybrid pink Eldorado with arugula based fuel.
