An Objective Poll From The NRCC

The National Republican Congressional Committee is deeply interested in what rank-and-file Republicans believe.  They want to know, they really do, just where this nations' Republican citizens stand on important issues.  So they've got a survey up on their website. 

A sampling* of the questions:

• Should Republicans continue fighting for full implementation of a ballistic missile defense system?
• Do you support making all of the Bush tax cuts permanent?
• Do you agree with the Nancy Pelosi Democrat [sic] Majority’s decision to impose massive tax hikes on the American people?
• Nancy Pelosi:  Murderer, foul temptress, or murdering foul temptress?
• Do you agree that winning back a Republican Majority in the House of Representatives is essential to stopping the Nancy Pelosi Democrats from raising our taxes, destroying our economy and endangering our homeland?
• Does Nancy Pelosi's vagina make her unfit for office, or is the fact that she is unfit for office what caused her to have a vagina?
• Just how stupid do we think you are?

*Some of these questions aren't real.

Comments

[rebelleink]

What a remarkable work of fiction that survey is. And who says the GOP has no imagination?

[litbrit]

The reality is funnier--and sadder--than the fiction, I'm afraid.

Good Lord, what a group of idiots. Frightening, powerful idiots, though.

[Sir Charles]

Clearly we need to pass the People with Vaginas Disabilities Act.