I was at a mall last night, and noticed a display of politically-themed calendars that included calendars that count down to [your favorite candidate]'s victory in the presidential campaign. There were four types: Clinton, McCain, Giuliani, and Obama.
Poor Obama and Giuliani, theirs were both marked 50% off.
The sales clerk said that the stickers were supposed to be on all of them, and that they weren't trying to make a political statement. I say that the market has spoken, and Obama and Giuliani ought to give up already.
If only I'd had my camera...