I would bet a bottle of Viagra (not that I need it for my chivalrous lance) and a couple of Cuban cigars that "St. John of the Straight Talk" will have his head buried firmly in Rush Limbaugh's man parts, such as they are, within a month or so. And that Rush will be attesting to the quality and sincerity of the services being afforded him by that maverick rapscallion to his audience of automatons.
Also, I think Edwards will endorse Obama prior to Super Tuesday -- but that's not nearly as much fun to write.